Wednesday, August 19, 2009

New Influenza A (H1N1) Virus Mutation!

Picture of owl taken at the recent KL Bird Park Exhibition in Ikano Power Centre

Jack : Hi Gary, you don’t look so good today. Gosh, don’t tell me you are down with Influenza A, H1N1!

Gary : Choi choi choi, I am not sick, just that I did not get enough sleep last night.

Jack : What happened? Got into a big fight again with your wife?

Gary : Ya Jack, she kept on nagging me non stop for coming home late! Why can’t I go out and enjoy a couple of drinks with my friends! Now, my head is spinning and I am feeling very sleepy!

Jack : Gary, you better go home and take a good rest. I will inform Human Resource Department that you are down with B1N1 syndrome that infects mostly married men! Ha ha ha! (In Malay language Bini means wife)
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19 comments:

  1. ReanaclaireAugust 19, 2009 at 10:48 PM

    hi pete..where did u get this dialogue from.. u r not gary, are u? hehehe... just joking..

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  2. wennAugust 19, 2009 at 11:02 PM

    haha, good one, B1N1..

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  3. PeteAugust 19, 2009 at 11:20 PM

    Claire : I used to be 'Gary' when I was working in Oil and Gas engineering, too much night out entertaining! Now, no more night out for me, spending more time with the kids!.......LOL!

    Wenn : Glad you enjoy the joke!

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  4. JeanAugust 20, 2009 at 3:52 AM

    if we don't get enough of rest we're prone to H1N1 as well. haha.

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  5. PeteAugust 20, 2009 at 10:55 AM

    SJ : Ya, agree....need to get enough rest to stay healthy!

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  6. AnonymousAugust 20, 2009 at 10:58 AM

    You scripted this? Hahha...new virus B1N1. What's the cure?

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  7. JosephineAugust 20, 2009 at 11:08 AM

    hhahhaha...
    I hope my husband wont get affected with this newly spread virus

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  8. PeteAugust 20, 2009 at 11:10 AM

    Mei Teng : Ya, I scripted this..., cure? I think Gary have to go straight home after work and cook all the time like me, then B1N1 won't attack.....ha ha ha!

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  9. PeteAugust 20, 2009 at 11:13 AM

    Josephine : You so sayang him, travel back every week to see him, sure won't get B1N1 lah!

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  10. ladyviralAugust 20, 2009 at 12:22 PM

    B1N1 ha? hahha funny. thanks for a good laugh!

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  11. PeteAugust 20, 2009 at 1:20 PM

    ladyviral : Should pull a joke on HR fellows on B1N1......ha ha ha!

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  12. TchingAugust 20, 2009 at 9:19 PM

    Where did you get the "inspiration" for the script from?

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  13. PeteAugust 20, 2009 at 11:23 PM

    Tching : I received an sms from a friend who jokingly says that there is a new strain called B1N1 virus that infect married man, then I came out with this script.

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  14. foongpcAugust 21, 2009 at 1:18 PM

    Echo Mei Teng's comment...what's the cure for B1N1?

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  15. PeteAugust 21, 2009 at 2:08 PM

    Foongpc : I guess lots of Panadol will do or just hear one ear in one ear out lah! ha ha ha!

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  16. AyieAugust 27, 2009 at 5:29 AM

    hehehe, that's a smack on him!

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  17. PeteAugust 27, 2009 at 11:25 AM

    Ayie : B1N1 is more dangerous than H1N1, he he he!

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  18. AyieAugust 28, 2009 at 2:03 AM

    ahem ahem...you're talking to a "wfie" right here! hehehe...but I'm a cool one!

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  19. PeteAugust 28, 2009 at 5:40 PM

    Ayie : Hah, cool wifey...he he he!

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