Wednesday, October 14, 2009

A Batch of Funny Shaped Carrots

I was at the Kepong wet market last Saturday and I dropped by at one of the vegetable stall to buy some carrots. The whole box was full of odd shaped carrots. Then I asked the Auntie...with my ‘mar mar tei’ Cantonese................

Me: Auntie, Tim kai semua kam yeong geh? Chong yau tai ya hap mou? (Why are all the carrots in odd shapes? Do you have another box?)

Auntie: Ee kor carrot leh, hai mou tak teng geh! Sek Sai, pau lei ya man hou keng! (These carrots are very special. If you eat, at night sure to ‘perform’ well)

Auntie at the market also can joke like that with me! Takut (scared) lor! Then I bought some home and ate the carrots..............................nothing happen also! Which one looks familiar? LOL!
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17 comments:

  1. AyieOctober 14, 2009 at 4:19 AM

    hahaha, such odd looking carrots really!

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  2. ReanaclaireOctober 14, 2009 at 7:48 AM

    Pete.. macam all come from the same family one.. like tai goh, yee goh, sam goh, sei goh..and last one maybe tee tee .. haahaha..

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  3. ~Elaine Tam~October 14, 2009 at 7:59 AM

    Hahah~ Funny size of carrots,...especially how you arrange it....BIG to small huh...HAHAHAHHA!

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  4. wennOctober 14, 2009 at 8:42 AM

    haha..that's funny..

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  5. AnonymousOctober 14, 2009 at 8:47 AM

    That lady has got to be kidding! These odd shaped carrots are aphrodisiacs?? Err...I doubt so..hehhe

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  6. CYOctober 14, 2009 at 9:49 AM

    U need to eat raw lah! Then only geng mah, haha. I used to stay in Wangsa Permai and so I know the area quite well too. Think I'll include u in my friends list at my blog. :)

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  7. PeteOctober 14, 2009 at 11:14 AM

    Ayie : The whole box of carrots look alike! LOL!

    Claire : Don't know got genetically modified or not...he he he!

    Elaine : Big to small....ha ha ha!

    Wenn: Whole batch is like that!

    Mei Teng : You know lah, Chinese everyting that looks odd like that sure 'keng' ! ha ha!

    CY : Eat raw.....blood come out from nose leh...ha ha ha. Added yours too! Thks

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  8. euniceOctober 14, 2009 at 12:31 PM

    haha alamak that Auntie was trying to allure u LOL Later ur wife dun let u buy carrots from her again LOL

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  9. UnknownOctober 14, 2009 at 12:53 PM

    nothing happened? because auntie forgot to tell you the carrots dont come with satisfaction guarantee one.... or you must try a few time, to have thing happed one..

    take care now

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  10. smallkucingOctober 14, 2009 at 1:04 PM

    Hahahahaha!!!!!

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  11. ladyviralOctober 14, 2009 at 4:28 PM

    the fertilizer must be from a horny cow o_O

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  12. PeteOctober 14, 2009 at 4:40 PM

    Eunice : Hi Eunice, tried to vote for you again yesterday, but cannot get through the link at your site. Loading was rather slow that time.

    Better don't let my wife see this...he he he!

    Eugene : The auntie sounds very convincing leh....good saleswoman, ha ha ha!

    Smallkucing : What will be your response if your hubby came back from the market with these carrots?

    ladyviral : ha ha ha, horny cow or maybe from Bob The Bull....LOL!

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  13. mommy to chumsyOctober 15, 2009 at 8:58 AM

    muahahahahahaha...this is funny!!!!

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  14. CYOctober 15, 2009 at 10:33 AM

    Thanks pete.

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  15. PeteOctober 15, 2009 at 10:54 PM

    Mommy : Glad you like it!

    CY : Welcome, bro!

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  16. AnonymousOctober 17, 2009 at 6:40 PM

    You gotto be kidding me! That auntie quite hamsap wan leh, pete.... LOL.... yerrr, eat carrot can perform well at nite? She tipu! LOL...where can perform well? You see... the carrot's 'head' no big enough. No satisfaction guarantee!

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  17. PeteOctober 17, 2009 at 11:42 PM

    Cleff : Maybe beta carotene in the carrot is one of the active ingredient, like Viagra...ha ha ha!Ya lor, the carrot head not big enough.....should have chosen bigger ones, maybe it will work, ROLF......he he he!

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