Friday, March 11, 2011

Wrong Number Call from a Stranger, Foot Massage or Sexy Massage?

I received a call on my hand phone at exactly 10.38pm today……..an unidentified number….

Caller: Halo, foot massage ar? [Thinking to myself, “Cilaka (Shit), thought I am from the massage parlour kah?”. On a spur of moment I decided to play along]

Me : Ya, this is FOOD massage. We have Special FOOD Massage, Back Bacon Massage, Honey Porky Belly Massage, Curry Chicken (slang for love bite) Massage, Patin (Batin)Massage, Banana Massage, Lontong Massage, Sausage Massage, Meat Ball Massage……….What you want?

Caller: Wah, massage got like that wan meh? I am staying in Hotel XXX, you can send girl or not?

Me: Can send anytime you want. Errrr, you want Chicken (local slang for whore) or Duck (local slang for gays)?

Caller : Eh, I don’t want Ah Kua (slang for gay)! You can send Chicken?

Me : Can, how many you want?

Caller : ???????, One enough lah! Sexy or not?

Me : My Chicken very sexy wan! Pak Cham Kai (Steamed chicken), hairless wan!

Caller : Wah, so good ah? How much one?

Me : RM20 only.

Caller: What, so cheap! Got HIV or not?

Me : Very clean wan, I cleaned them myself.

Caller : What, you clean them? How?

Me : Yes lah, I korek-korek (dig) from the back side and wash with water.

Caller : Wah, you are worst than me leh. Eh, sure or not, so cheap, I don’t believe lah.

Me : Cannot over charge lah. I buy from Kepong Wet Market, fresh one only RM12.

Caller : What! Kepong Market got sell meh? [realizing that I have tricked him]……@#*@$*&......you siau (gila, crazy)!

Then he put down the phone! Serve him right! Ha ha ha!
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22 comments:

  1. ICook4FunMarch 11, 2011 at 3:51 AM

    ha ha you are funny Pete!!

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  2. suituapuiMarch 11, 2011 at 6:13 AM

    Kepong one kah? Not Lisa De Inn kah? Hahahahahaha! Good post, Pete - very cute and funny!

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  3. WendyinKK March 11, 2011 at 8:20 AM

    u have my tears rolling...

    ROTFL..

    ahahahahahahahhah

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  4. AnonymousMarch 11, 2011 at 9:26 AM

    waakkakkkakakkk....hhuuaahhahhhaa...

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  5. yvonneMarch 11, 2011 at 9:55 AM

    Wakakakaka! You start my morning with laughter!

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  6. Alice LawMarch 11, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    Muahahahahaha! You are so darn hilarious, you notty guy!

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  7. இ Baŋäŋaz இMarch 11, 2011 at 11:33 AM

    Ello since when they mistaken you for tortoise head 'Or kooi dao'? haha..

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  8. Somewhere in SingaporeMarch 11, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    whahaha....

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  9. tutiMarch 11, 2011 at 1:34 PM

    haha, not scared he 'spam' you later ah? *respect* rofl

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  10. YannieMarch 11, 2011 at 3:27 PM

    Now I know you are such a joker. Wakakakak! That fellow so "hamsap".

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  11. Small KucingMarch 11, 2011 at 3:55 PM

    LOL...padan muka him

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  12. UnknownMarch 11, 2011 at 4:35 PM

    YOu had me laughing here Pete!

    That was a good piece, serve him right! he he...

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  13. ShereenMarch 11, 2011 at 5:03 PM

    HILARIOUS!!!!Hats off to you for thinking on your feet on the spot..must let hubby read this when he's home.

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  14. cleffairyMarch 12, 2011 at 1:46 AM

    ROFLOL....thanks for sharing the 'experience', Pete. I certainly need a good laugh today.

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  15. [SK]March 12, 2011 at 7:25 AM

    hahaha, you better go and check if somebody has paint your number on the wall somewhere.. hahaha!! :D

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  16. AyieMarch 12, 2011 at 3:46 PM

    hahaha so naughty you! poor guy!

    happy weekend!

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  17. lenaMarch 13, 2011 at 12:29 AM

    hahaha! oh dear, cant stop laughing at these, you're 'wicked'!

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  18. ChristineMarch 13, 2011 at 1:24 AM

    very funny Pete and he deserved it.

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  19. HayleyMarch 14, 2011 at 11:22 AM

    LOL!! No doubt you acted naughty, I cant help but laughing! haha :D

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  20. Annie QMarch 16, 2011 at 2:04 PM

    Aiyo!!! I think the guy after calling you, he also don't need the "chicken" anymore, already "potong steam" by you!!!!

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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