Tuesday, October 11, 2011

Coffee Shop Talk with My American Friend and Hawkers - Baby Day Care Business, Ah Beng's Marketing Strategy


After reading Bananaz post, Don't Mess With Retired Husband, I remembered this funny coffee shop talk with my friends many years back.....


John : Hey Pete, this area sure has many baby day care centres. How come the authorities allow these people to use normal residential houses for day care business and playschool.

Pete : Hah, here everything also can! lol!

Ah Lian (coffee shop owner) : Actually I also thought about setting up baby day care centre. My friend who is one of the owner made quite a tidy sum of money leh! Hey John and Pete, you want to become my business partner?

Ah  Beng (Chicken Rice stall owner) : Woit, count me in also. I want to put in my share!

Ah Lian : Aiya, Ah Beng, you only know how to sell chicken rice.....errrr sometime also know how to look for 'chicken', what can you contribute to this baby day care business?

Ah Beng : Cheh, don't say liddat (like that) lah! I can help you to do marketing mah. I have very good marketing plan and strategy leh!

Pete : Wah, Ah Beng talking about marketing strategy! ha ha ha!

John : Hey Beng, what is your strategy? Can you share your idea?

Ah Beng : Sure lah! You know ah, in baby care business, it is a number game. The more babies we have in our centre, then the more money we make lah.

Ah Lian : That I also know lah! How to make sure more babies enrol with us?

Ah Beng : Easy, every night, whenever I am free liao, I will visit every shops, pharmacies and hypermarket in this area. Then I will poke all their condom packets with needle. Then we will a baby boom in this area. Business will also boom lah!

Ah Lian : Boom your head lah! Talking nonsense! ha ha ha!
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10 comments:

  1. [SK]October 11, 2011 at 10:29 AM

    hahaha, funny but that make sense actually though not very ethical lah~~ :p

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  2. HayleyOctober 11, 2011 at 11:07 AM

    LOL at Ah Beng's strategy :P

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  3. WendyinKK October 11, 2011 at 12:39 PM

    Where is this Chicken rice stall located? Don't patronise pharmacies, supermarkets and 7-11 nearby to avoid any accidents, LOL!!!

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  4. suituapuiOctober 11, 2011 at 1:24 PM

    You'll have to sell imitation birth control pills too... Double whammy! LOL!!!

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  5. Aunty LiewOctober 11, 2011 at 3:48 PM

    So funny!Naughty Ah Beng!

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  6. இ Baŋäŋaz இOctober 11, 2011 at 6:29 PM

    Ah Beng is siao but not totally siao still got chicken sense to create baby boom in your area but no control over their choice of day care lolz.

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  7. இ Baŋäŋaz இOctober 11, 2011 at 6:35 PM

    tQ for the mention, one day you bring Bananaz to Ah Beng see how he can help boom up Nuffnang's cheque faster come can ah?

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  8. lenaOctober 11, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    aiyoo. why like that one itu ah beng?

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  9. foongpcOctober 11, 2011 at 9:43 PM

    LOL!! That's funny! : D

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