Sunday, October 19, 2008

Jokes – A Lady Whacked My American Friend with an Umbrella

One day, my American friend, John (not his real name) turned up at the office with bruises on his forehead. When I asked him what happened, he told me this story. A lady, her young daughter and John were waiting for bus at a bus stop. Not far away, there was a group of dogs surrounding a bitch in heat. As usual after a while, one of the dogs will start to do the ‘thing’ with the bitch.

Daughter: Mummy, mummy, what are the dogs doing?

Lady: They are quarrelling.

John: No, they are not quarrelling.

Daughter: Uncle says they are not quarrelling. What are they doing?

Lady: DON’T LISTEN TO HIM, THEY ARE QUARRELLING!

John: Your mummy is not telling the truth.

Lady: Just shut up, they are quarrelling!

John: Ok, ok I agree with you. You want to ‘quarrel’ with me tonight? My place or your place?

Then the lady whacked him with her umbrella!

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21 comments:

  1. mistipurpleOctober 19, 2008 at 10:32 PM

    hahahha. might they need some plastic bags? i have plenty. *winkwinkwink* lol

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  2. levianOctober 19, 2008 at 11:18 PM

    haha gosh. i heard it somewhere before, but it's still funny as i reread it. XD

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  3. PeteOctober 20, 2008 at 1:33 AM

    Misti : Aiyo, make sure the bags are not used to put chilli padi before lorr. Ha ha

    levian : Ha ha, maybe this time my American friend is pulling my leg lorr. LOL

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  4. ChrisOctober 20, 2008 at 1:42 AM

    Haha... must notice meaning behind oh..

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  5. Natalie QueOctober 20, 2008 at 5:53 AM

    No offense, but your friend kinda deserved it! That would seriously CREEP me out for someone to talk like that, and to be talking about the dogs in front of my kid when I'm trying to shelter her from it.

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  6. Natalie QueOctober 20, 2008 at 5:56 AM

    Oh, duh, it was a joke. I'm not really up on this 'my American friend' series of jokes.

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  7. AnonymousOctober 20, 2008 at 9:42 AM

    hhahha...funny one!

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  8. EdwardOctober 20, 2008 at 12:11 PM

    Lol, good one!

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  9. CRIZ LAIOctober 20, 2008 at 1:23 PM

    LOL! On the other hand, I can imagine how many more questions she would be asked if she were to answer directly. :P

    http://crizfood.blogspot.com/

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  10. JosephineOctober 20, 2008 at 1:36 PM

    LOL

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  11. AnonymousOctober 20, 2008 at 2:00 PM

    Pete ahh, your American friend ahh, really must be careful ohh... wait next time people bash him up like hell. LMAO.

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  12. mistipurpleOctober 20, 2008 at 2:03 PM

    no new angmo stories today ah? :P
    since you make me laugh and happy, i will give free plastic bags with rubber bands today for all your american friends. :P

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  13. Calvin Soo KJOctober 20, 2008 at 4:07 PM

    are all americans that hamsap? lol

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  14. AnonymousOctober 20, 2008 at 6:38 PM

    These over-protective mums! U heard of the girl from a very sheltered background?

    Her friend scolded her, "****!!!" (Female private part in Chinese). She did not know the word so when she went home she asked her mum who quickly tried to cover it up saying, "Oh! That's another word for 'grandma'!"

    Later that day, the grandma happened to drop by the house. The girl, seeing her, shouted out to her mum, "Mak! Mak! **** datang!!!"

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  15. ChenOctober 20, 2008 at 7:57 PM

    LOL at misti.
    hopefully no holes at the plastic bag, huh?
    hahahha

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  16. PeteOctober 20, 2008 at 9:13 PM

    Chris : Ha Ha,you didn't miss it! Welcome back from your holidays!

    Hot Garlic : No problem, it is a series of joke abt my American friend in Malaysia.

    My bug life : Thks for dropping by.

    Edward : Ha, u always like the American jokes series lorr!

    Criz : Must be very skillful to explain this to kids.

    Josephine : LOL or paiseh lorr! Imagine how to explain to a little kid. Must practise. ha ha.

    Cleff : I must stay away from him lorrr!

    Misti : You must have uncovered many rubber bands lying around when doing spring cleaning. Ha ha Ha.

    Calvin : No larrr, sometime just a bit cheeky.

    STP : Ha ha ha, must not try to bluff a kid, can backfire lorrr!

    Chen : Thks for dropping by. Plastic bag must use blow air test. Misti might poke it with pins already, ha ha. LOL

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  17. foongpcOctober 21, 2008 at 1:08 AM

    Haha! Very funny. But seriously I think the lady should tell her daughter the truth.

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  18. AnonymousOctober 21, 2008 at 2:25 AM

    wah pete, ur fren always do sohai things 1 ar!?

    everytime also see him kena becoz of his mouth 1
    hahaha

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  19. levianOctober 21, 2008 at 9:29 AM

    i'm sure your friend would have learn his lesson by now. n that's for teasing others. :p

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  20. AnonymousOctober 21, 2008 at 1:54 PM

    Refer garfield's comment, what's the meaning of "sohai"? I know of an American lady in KL who went to a male tailor to make a mini-skirt. She kept ordering him to do something again and again...and in the end, he did as he was told and touched her private parts. She told him, "More high!...More high!" (I dunno Cantonese but they say it means "touch the private parts"! LOL!!!)

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  21. PeteOctober 21, 2008 at 2:09 PM

    Fongpc : yes, I agree.

    Garfield : I think ang moh more open to discussing adult stuff. They hv more exposure in their country. Some of the kids I met in US are very mature in thinking compare to kids their age in other countries.

    levian : Ha ha, he sure does!

    STP : I want to be a tailor for American ladies lorrr. Ha Ha ha.

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