My American Friend and Datuk’s Indecent Proposal

The coffee shop talks in Ah Lian’s Cafe about a ‘datuk indecent proposal’ to Hong Kong heavenly king, Andy, continue..........

Me : Hey John, do you know the famous 4 Hong Kong heavenly kings? I read some hot news about Andy in Yahoo News today. It was revealed in a book that he was once offered by a powerful datuk to spend a night with her.

John : Powerful? She drank tongkat ali is it? I haven’t read about it. This is interesting.

Ah Lian : Hiya, there are lots of news about Andy in the newspapers nowadays.....you don’t know meh? I wonder who is the datuk?

Me : John only knows Jacky Chan and Jet Li lah! He is a great fan of kung fu movies.

Ah Lian : How come no rich datuk ever offer to date me ahhh? Muaahahahaah!

Me : Ah Lian, there are so many ‘Ah Kong’ (grandpa) in your coffee shop leh! Which one do you want? HEY, APEK, AH LIAN LOOKING FOR AN ‘AH KONG’ BOYFRIEND....WHO WANT, WHO WANT?

Apek With Dentures : I want, I want!

Ah Lian : Choi choi choi.................!

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