One day, my American friend, John (not his real name) turned up at the office with bruises on his forehead. When I asked him what happened, he told me this story. A lady, her young daughter and John were waiting for bus at a bus stop. Not far away, there was a group of dogs surrounding a bitch in heat. As usual after a while, one of the dogs will start to do the ‘thing’ with the bitch.
Daughter: Mummy, mummy, what are the dogs doing?
Lady: They are quarrelling.
John: No, they are not quarrelling.
Daughter: Uncle says they are not quarrelling. What are they doing?
Lady: DON’T LISTEN TO HIM, THEY ARE QUARRELLING!
John: Your mummy is not telling the truth.
Lady: Just shut up, they are quarrelling!
John: Ok, ok I agree with you. You want to ‘quarrel’ with me tonight? My place or your place?
Then the lady whacked him with her umbrella!
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