Thursday, March 31, 2011
This is one of the many jokes I published about the adventure I had with my American friend based in Malaysia......
One morning, my friend John was reading the newspaper in Ah Lian coffeeshop....
John : Hey Pete, do you think this 3D Sex and Zen movies is getting too much publicity?
Pete : Ya, I heard it is supposed to be the world first IMAX 3D Erotic film
John : Looks like it made Soari Hara and Vonnie Lui real hot in Google searchers these days.
Then, Ah Lian, the coffee shop owner joins in.......
Ah Lian: Aiya, Asian X-rated movies not "keng chow" (interesting) wan lah!
John : Why you say that?
Ah Lian : You know ah.....everytime the stars make love, it looks like the actress is sitting on the male belly lorr! What, making love to belly button meh?
Pete : Wah, you also watch this type of movies ah?
John : Huh, I guess so? Ah Lian, you know where can get the pirated version of 3D Sex and Zen ?
Ah Lian : Aiya, John laling (darling), why want to watch the movie, watch my 36D live lagi best! Want or not? We go for a date tonight! If you want the DVD, ask Ah Beng lah, he is very 584 (hamsap,horny,preverted), sure know where to get.....hey, Ah Beng, 3D Sex and Zen "Cheng pan" (original copy) got already or not?
Ah Beng : Not yet lah, where got so fast wan!
John : Never mind, I think I will join the tour package to Taiwan to see the movie.
Ah Lian : Wah, got 3D Sex and Zen movie tour some more ah?
John : Ya, since the movie is very likely not released in China, the tour agencies are cashing in on this 3D Sex and Zen movie package tour.
Ah Lian : Wah, lau leh, they really know how to make money.
Then the really enterprising Ah Beng said......
Ah Beng : Wah, like that, I want to organise our very own "3T" tour leh! Sure make money wan! ha ha ha!
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Wednesday, March 30, 2011
TOMATO SAUCE BEEF BALLS RECIPE For beef ball recipe please click here, beef balls recipe Ingredients For Tomato Sauce Tomato Sauce,
3 tablespoons Onions, 1 pc, cut into four
Worhestershire sauce, 1/2 teaspoon (optional)
Salt to taste Sugar, 1 teaspoon
Put a little vegetable oil in wok and saute onions until fragrant. Add in the tomato sauce, salt, Worchestershire sauce and sugar. Pour in a little water. Bring to a boil. Pour the tomato sauce on the cooked beef balls. Serve with steamed rice.
Tuesday, March 29, 2011
Monday, March 28, 2011
I have been celebrating Earth Day (hour) for the last 3 consecutive years. We shut off the lights in the house after we came back from dinner at Top Kitchen, the restaurant in Manjalara that serves really nice Penang food. My wife lighted one candle in the house which is in the shape of a little teapot. The kids have some great time enjoying a slow moving, quiet and peaceful night. I sit back and slowly sip my "3 Amigos Beer" that the Roti Chanai Restaurant boss convinced me to buy earlier. Ya, Roti Chanai restaurant selling beer! Competition must have been stiff nowadays! LOL! He swear that it is very nice and smooth, so I bought 3 cans to try out. I think it was made under license from a Texas based company and manufactured in Vietnam. Actually Vietnam is famous for its' Ba Ba Ba beer (Ba means 3 in Vietnamese). I didn't come across this beer when I visited Ho Chi Minh. Ahhhh, all the good memories of Vietnam! LOL!
Cheers! Happy Earth Day!
Saturday, March 26, 2011
Giant egg tart after baking
Friday, March 25, 2011
Large menu on the wall with clear photos to help you make up your mind what to eat!
Sawadee Khrap. Sabai Dee Mai? (Greetings, how are you?) My sister in law gave my family a treat this restaurant which is located in the USJ 19 Digital Mall, Subang Jaya. The menu has a good choice of Thai food but unfortunately I could not find my favorite Mieng Kam, a Thai starter dish using Daun Kadok (wild betel leave, pointed pepper, sua lau heoh), with peanut, chilly padi, toasted coconut, ginger, shallots, dried shrimps, lime and sweetened fish sauce. So, we just settled for Somtam (unripe papaya saldd). The total bill for 2 Tomyam Kung (1 big, 1 small), Basil Chicken (small), Choy Tam(small), Kangkung (small), Sweet and Sour tilapia (large), Claypot Tofu (large), Somtam (small), 2 Fried Rice (no photo) and Drinks came up to be RM180. Here are the food we ate. Cone shaped rice! STP, I know what you are thinking, ha ha ha!Fried Choy Tam (Baby Brussels Sprouts). The Basil chicken is tasty and have very nice basil leaves aroma. My wife loves this dish. The fried choy tam has a wonderful wok hei (wok burn smell) aroma. There is nothing to shout about the Belachan Kangkong.
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Salt water Stingray cut, 15 small pcs
Coarse dried chilly powder (chilly kasar), 2 tablespoons or more
Garam Masala, 1 teaspoon
Oyster sauce, 1 tablespoon
Butter, 1 tablespoon
Salt to taste
Sugar, ½ teaspoon
Vegetable oil for frying
Marinade sting ray with chilly powder, garam masala, oyster sauce, butter and salt. Heat up wok and put in the vegetable oil. Put in the marinated sting ray. Stir fry using medium heat until the sting ray is cooked. Add sugar and stir for a short while until it dissolves. Serve with white rice while still hot.
Patin fish, 1 table size
Ginger, 2”x1”. Cut into strips
Garlic, 5 pcs, chopped finely
Light Soya sauce, 5 tablespoons
Sesame oil. ½ teaspoon
Parsley for garnishing
Sugar, 1 teaspoon
Put fish in steaming dish and add a few slices of ginger. Steam the patin fish under high heat for 25 minutes. You can prepare the sauce while the fish is in the steamer. Pour 2 tablespoons of vegetable oil in to the frying pan. Sauté ginger and garlic until fragrant. Add light soya sauce, sesame seed oil and sugar. Add some water if the mixture is too salty. Pour the sauce on the steamed fish. Garnish with parsley and serve while steamed patin is still hot.
Monday, March 21, 2011
Bubur Gandum (Sweet Wheat Porridge) Stall Outside Federal Hotel, Jalan Kampung Benggali Butterworth, Province Wellesley. Opening hours : 12 noon to 5 pm (or until sold out) Google Map Coordinate 5.411298,100.372279 Map to nice bubur gandum stall in Bagan, Butterworth.
Friday, March 18, 2011
Don’t worry be happy and have a nice weekend! I am going fishing tomorrow!
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Deep Fried Ikan Bebolos (English name Whiting Fish, Scientific Name Merlangius Merlangus) with Spicy Soya Sauce Recipe
Wednesday, March 16, 2011
Will the Radiation Fallout in Fukushima Japan Reach Malaysia or Spread? How Nuclear Reactor Works, Prevention and Symptoms of Radiation Exposure.
When there is a leak or explosion in a nuclear reactor, radioactive particles or dust are carried by the wind in to the atmosphere. The contaminated water from these reactors can also leak in to our water system. Decaying radioactive material produces ionizing radiation that interferes with our body chemical system which in turn would lead to cancer. Accumulation of radioactive iodine in our thyroid gland can cause thyroid cancer. However, taking potassium iodide (KI, Iostat®, ThyroBlock®) pill can obstruct the accumulation of this radioactive iodine. Radioactive iodine has half life of 8 days and it is not as dangerous as Cesium (Cs 137, half life 30.07 years) which has a half life of around 3 decades and Strontium (Sr 90, half life of 28.78). Therefore, there is a serious danger of our food chain being contamination by these radioactive materials. The amount of damage to our body corresponds to the level of radiation that we are exposed to. The common long term illnesses are cancer, tumours and genetic mutation. A single acute exposure common symptom includes nausea and vomiting. Other symptoms are hair loss, diarrhea, bloody vomiting, fever, fatigue, headache, dizziness and disorientation. Severe exposure of 6 to 8 Sv can result in death in most cases. The time within exposure and the appearance of the systems is an indication of the level of radiation absorbed by the body. The best ways to prevent exposures are time and distance. Distance would reduce the dose rate and time as well because of the half life of radioactive isotopes decays. As long as the wind from Fukushima, Japan is not blowing into our way or the water system is not flowing to our country, the chances of exposure to this radioactive contamination would be minimal. Meanwhile, just stay healthy and take a good care of your Health.
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Tuesday, March 15, 2011
Monday, March 14, 2011
Opening hours: Breakfast and lunch only (7am to 2pm).
Map to 999 Restaurant in Desa Aman Puri, Kepong
As per Sherry comment below, they have moved to their own outlet nearby!