Friday, March 11, 2011

Wrong Number Call from a Stranger, Foot Massage or Sexy Massage?

I received a call on my hand phone at exactly 10.38pm today……..an unidentified number….

Caller: Halo, foot massage ar? [Thinking to myself, “Cilaka (Shit), thought I am from the massage parlour kah?”. On a spur of moment I decided to play along]

Me : Ya, this is FOOD massage. We have Special FOOD Massage, Back Bacon Massage, Honey Porky Belly Massage, Curry Chicken (slang for love bite) Massage, Patin (Batin)Massage, Banana Massage, Lontong Massage, Sausage Massage, Meat Ball Massage……….What you want?

Caller: Wah, massage got like that wan meh? I am staying in Hotel XXX, you can send girl or not?

Me: Can send anytime you want. Errrr, you want Chicken (local slang for whore) or Duck (local slang for gays)?

Caller : Eh, I don’t want Ah Kua (slang for gay)! You can send Chicken?

Me : Can, how many you want?

Caller : ???????, One enough lah! Sexy or not?

Me : My Chicken very sexy wan! Pak Cham Kai (Steamed chicken), hairless wan!

Caller : Wah, so good ah? How much one?

Me : RM20 only.

Caller: What, so cheap! Got HIV or not?

Me : Very clean wan, I cleaned them myself.

Caller : What, you clean them? How?

Me : Yes lah, I korek-korek (dig) from the back side and wash with water.

Caller : Wah, you are worst than me leh. Eh, sure or not, so cheap, I don’t believe lah.

Me : Cannot over charge lah. I buy from Kepong Wet Market, fresh one only RM12.

Caller : What! Kepong Market got sell meh? [realizing that I have tricked him]……@#*@$*&......you siau (gila, crazy)!

Then he put down the phone! Serve him right! Ha ha ha!
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22 comments:

ICook4Fun said...

ha ha you are funny Pete!!

suituapui said...

Kepong one kah? Not Lisa De Inn kah? Hahahahahaha! Good post, Pete - very cute and funny!

wendyywy @ Table for 2..... or more said...

u have my tears rolling...

ROTFL..

ahahahahahahahhah

Luciana said...

waakkakkkakakkk....hhuuaahhahhhaa...

Yvonne said...

Wakakakaka! You start my morning with laughter!

Alice Law said...

Muahahahahaha! You are so darn hilarious, you notty guy!

Bananazஇ said...

Ello since when they mistaken you for tortoise head 'Or kooi dao'? haha..

Somewhere in Singapore said...

whahaha....

tuti said...

haha, not scared he 'spam' you later ah? *respect* rofl

Sheoh Yan said...

Now I know you are such a joker. Wakakakak! That fellow so "hamsap".

Small Kucing said...

LOL...padan muka him

Puan Isah said...

YOu had me laughing here Pete!

That was a good piece, serve him right! he he...

Shereen said...

HILARIOUS!!!!Hats off to you for thinking on your feet on the spot..must let hubby read this when he's home.

cleffairy said...

ROFLOL....thanks for sharing the 'experience', Pete. I certainly need a good laugh today.

[SK] said...

hahaha, you better go and check if somebody has paint your number on the wall somewhere.. hahaha!! :D

Ayie said...

hahaha so naughty you! poor guy!

happy weekend!

lena said...

hahaha! oh dear, cant stop laughing at these, you're 'wicked'!

Christine said...

very funny Pete and he deserved it.

Hayley said...

LOL!! No doubt you acted naughty, I cant help but laughing! haha :D

Annie Q said...

Aiyo!!! I think the guy after calling you, he also don't need the "chicken" anymore, already "potong steam" by you!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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