Thursday, March 31, 2011

Coffee Shop Talk with my American Friend - 3D Sex and Zen Movie



This is one of the many jokes I published about the adventure  I had with my American friend based in Malaysia......

One morning, my friend John was reading the newspaper in Ah Lian coffeeshop....

John : Hey Pete, do you think this 3D Sex and Zen movies is getting too much publicity?

Pete : Ya, I heard it is supposed to be the world first IMAX 3D Erotic film

John : Looks like it made Soari Hara and Vonnie Lui real hot in Google searchers these days.

Then, Ah Lian, the coffee shop owner joins in.......

Ah Lian: Aiya, Asian X-rated movies not "keng chow" (interesting) wan lah!


John : Why you say that?

Ah Lian : You know ah.....everytime the stars make love, it looks like the actress is sitting on the male belly lorr! What, making love to belly button meh?

Pete : Wah, you also watch this type of movies ah?

Ah Lian : Aiya, nowadays modern woman like me no more "Ah Lian" liao....equal to men...everything also can do......John laling (darling), am I right?

John : Huh, I guess so? Ah Lian, you know where can get the pirated version of 3D Sex and Zen ?

Ah Lian : Aiya, John laling (darling), why want to watch the movie, watch my 36D live lagi best! Want or not? We go for a date tonight! If you want the DVD, ask Ah Beng lah, he is very 584 (hamsap,horny,preverted), sure know where to get.....hey, Ah Beng, 3D Sex and Zen "Cheng pan" (original copy) got already or not?

Ah Beng : Not yet lah, where got so fast wan!

John : Never mind, I think I will join the tour package to Taiwan to see the movie.

Ah Lian : Wah, got 3D Sex and Zen movie tour some more ah?

John : Ya, since the movie is very likely not released in China, the tour agencies are cashing in on this 3D Sex and Zen movie package tour.

Ah Lian : Wah, lau leh, they really know how to make money.

Then the really enterprising Ah Beng said......

Ah Beng : Wah, like that, I want to organise our very own "3T" tour leh! Sure make money wan! ha ha ha!

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11 comments:

Small Kucing said...

wakakakaka

Hayley said...

LOL, Ah Lian is so hilarious... She sure bring alot of laughters to all of you...

[SK] said...

yeah, i heard of this 3D porn long time ago while they are in the making.. i also want to watch, not because i want to watch porn, but because i'm curious how 3D they make it~~ :p

Sheoh Yan said...

Nowonder you always go to that coffee shop, 36D live show ma! Now I know.

Christine said...

Interesting...lol.

Yvonne said...

Hahahaha!

wendyywy @ Table for 2..... or more said...

ROTFL

suituapui said...

Long time no see, your American friend... LOL!!!

Alice Law said...

Yeah, really missed your American friend! Kopitiam talk, love the ambiance!

Luciana said...

36D, Man!!!! live pulak, hahahha...

Alice Phua said...

36D!!? This Ah Lian is really amusing and witty!

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