Caller: Halo, foot massage ar? [Thinking to myself, “Cilaka (Shit), thought I am from the massage parlour kah?”. On a spur of moment I decided to play along]
Me : Ya, this is FOOD massage. We have Special FOOD Massage, Back Bacon Massage, Honey Porky Belly Massage, Curry Chicken (slang for love bite) Massage, Patin (Batin)Massage, Banana Massage, Lontong Massage, Sausage Massage, Meat Ball Massage……….What you want?
Caller: Wah, massage got like that wan meh? I am staying in Hotel XXX, you can send girl or not?
Me: Can send anytime you want. Errrr, you want Chicken (local slang for whore) or Duck (local slang for gays)?
Caller : Eh, I don’t want Ah Kua (slang for gay)! You can send Chicken?
Me : Can, how many you want?
Caller : ???????, One enough lah! Sexy or not?
Me : My Chicken very sexy wan! Pak Cham Kai (Steamed chicken), hairless wan!
Caller : Wah, so good ah? How much one?
Me : RM20 only.
Caller: What, so cheap! Got HIV or not?
Me : Very clean wan, I cleaned them myself.
Caller : What, you clean them? How?
Me : Yes lah, I korek-korek (dig) from the back side and wash with water.
Caller : Wah, you are worst than me leh. Eh, sure or not, so cheap, I don’t believe lah.
Me : Cannot over charge lah. I buy from Kepong Wet Market, fresh one only RM12.
Caller : What! Kepong Market got sell meh? [realizing that I have tricked him]……@#*@$*&......you siau (gila, crazy)!
Then he put down the phone! Serve him right! Ha ha ha!
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22 comments:
ha ha you are funny Pete!!
Kepong one kah? Not Lisa De Inn kah? Hahahahahaha! Good post, Pete - very cute and funny!
u have my tears rolling...
ROTFL..
ahahahahahahahhah
waakkakkkakakkk....hhuuaahhahhhaa...
Wakakakaka! You start my morning with laughter!
Muahahahahaha! You are so darn hilarious, you notty guy!
Ello since when they mistaken you for tortoise head 'Or kooi dao'? haha..
whahaha....
haha, not scared he 'spam' you later ah? *respect* rofl
Now I know you are such a joker. Wakakakak! That fellow so "hamsap".
LOL...padan muka him
YOu had me laughing here Pete!
That was a good piece, serve him right! he he...
HILARIOUS!!!!Hats off to you for thinking on your feet on the spot..must let hubby read this when he's home.
ROFLOL....thanks for sharing the 'experience', Pete. I certainly need a good laugh today.
hahaha, you better go and check if somebody has paint your number on the wall somewhere.. hahaha!! :D
hahaha so naughty you! poor guy!
happy weekend!
hahaha! oh dear, cant stop laughing at these, you're 'wicked'!
very funny Pete and he deserved it.
LOL!! No doubt you acted naughty, I cant help but laughing! haha :D
Aiyo!!! I think the guy after calling you, he also don't need the "chicken" anymore, already "potong steam" by you!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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