Ah Lian : John (not his real name), the food in this cafe all good good one you know! Order lah, what you want to eat.
John : You go ahead and order, Ah Lian. I still haven’t made up my mind what to eat.
Ah Lian : Oh, ok lah. Waiter, you give me ah, one Black Peppet Chicken chop.
Waiter : Black peppet?
John : I think she meant, Black Pepper.
Ah Lian : Oh ya, black pepper! Then, I want to drink ah, you got Fighting Fish?
Waiter : Fighting fish?
John : Uggggghhhh, how you drink or maybe eat that ? What is it?
Ah Lian : Aiya, John laling (darling), Fighting fish is Soya Bean Milk with Cincau (Leong Fun, a type of Chinese black jelly). Some people call it ah, Michael Jackson drink lorrrrr. Like Michael Jackson, black and white song. John, you want to try this drink?
John : No thanks Ah Lian, I think I have already loss my appetite!
Ah Lian's Fighting Fish drink aka Michael Jackson Black and White Drink!
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