My American Friend and Bob the Bull

Breakfast Coffee shop talk with my American friend, John continues.......this time about Bob the Bull in Bachok(Kelantan, Malaysia), who couldn’t find a compatible mate. It was reported in The Star that this Charolais breed bull weighs 1.5 tonnes and it broke 2 cows back when he was trying to mate with them. Poor cows, they all died after that!

John : Wow, this bull is indeed very huge and heavy. Bob the bull broke its’ mate back when he tried to mate!

Me : Woooo, poor cows!

Ah Beng : Wah lau leh, look at the ‘big fifth leg’, takut (scared) leh!

Ah Lian : Where, where, I want to see.

Ah Beng : See what, you kepo (busy body)!

Ah Lian : See also cannot meh?

Ah Beng : So what have you learned from this story?

Ah Lian : Learn what?

Ah Beng : You always want to marry ‘Ang Mor’ (Caucasian)! Ang Moh, all so big. 'Lim Pek' (me) thin thin you don't want. See, see, on wedding night, back broken then you know!

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