The coffee shop talks in Ah Lian’s Cafe about a ‘datuk indecent proposal’ to Hong Kong heavenly king, Andy, continue.......... Me : Hey John, do you know the famous 4 Hong Kong heavenly kings? I read some hot news about Andy in Yahoo News today. It was revealed in a book that he was once offered by a powerful datuk to spend a night with her.
John : Powerful? She drank tongkat ali is it? I haven’t read about it. This is interesting.
Ah Lian : Hiya, there are lots of news about Andy in the newspapers nowadays.....you don’t know meh? I wonder who is the datuk?
Me : John only knows Jacky Chan and Jet Li lah! He is a great fan of kung fu movies.
Ah Lian : How come no rich datuk ever offer to date me ahhh? Muaahahahaah!
Me : Ah Lian, there are so many ‘Ah Kong’ (grandpa) in your coffee shop leh! Which one do you want? HEY, APEK, AH LIAN LOOKING FOR AN ‘AH KONG’ BOYFRIEND....WHO WANT, WHO WANT?
Apek With Dentures : I want, I want!
Ah Lian : Choi choi choi.................!
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10 comments:
Wow, so busy cooking orso got time to joke ah!
molly : Ha ha, sometime must divert a bit, too much food....my readers said they are putting on weight already, so when laugh can burn away some calories! LOL!
Haha....coffeeshop talk :)
What an indecent proposal indeed. I think stuff like this is not an anomaly in the entertainment industry.
Mei Teng : I guess all these hot news keep the entertainment industry ever glowing!
ah lian gotta get some tongkat fatimah then :)
fufu : I think Ah Lian no need tongkat fatimah, already 'hiau' lorr, ha ha ha!
haiyorrr, Pete, not tongkat fatimah la... it's kacip fatimah... lmao... you become like ur angmo friend liao... lmao...
But you so bad la... Dato' where got same like ah kong? LOL...
Cleffairy : ha ha ha, I was rushing out to attend a presentation when I posted this....forgot that ladies have to go for kacip fatimah.....ha ha ha! LOL!
you're expanding territories pete! hehe
Ayie : Ha ha, just trying out some jokes, LOL!
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