Wednesday, September 16, 2009

My American Friend and Datuk’s Indecent Proposal

The coffee shop talks in Ah Lian’s Cafe about a ‘datuk indecent proposal’ to Hong Kong heavenly king, Andy, continue..........

Me : Hey John, do you know the famous 4 Hong Kong heavenly kings? I read some hot news about Andy in Yahoo News today. It was revealed in a book that he was once offered by a powerful datuk to spend a night with her.

John : Powerful? She drank tongkat ali is it? I haven’t read about it. This is interesting.

Ah Lian : Hiya, there are lots of news about Andy in the newspapers nowadays.....you don’t know meh? I wonder who is the datuk?

Me : John only knows Jacky Chan and Jet Li lah! He is a great fan of kung fu movies.

Ah Lian : How come no rich datuk ever offer to date me ahhh? Muaahahahaah!

Me : Ah Lian, there are so many ‘Ah Kong’ (grandpa) in your coffee shop leh! Which one do you want? HEY, APEK, AH LIAN LOOKING FOR AN ‘AH KONG’ BOYFRIEND....WHO WANT, WHO WANT?

Apek With Dentures : I want, I want!

Ah Lian : Choi choi choi.................!

10 comments:

molly said...

Wow, so busy cooking orso got time to joke ah!

Pete said...

molly : Ha ha, sometime must divert a bit, too much food....my readers said they are putting on weight already, so when laugh can burn away some calories! LOL!

Mei Teng said...

Haha....coffeeshop talk :)

What an indecent proposal indeed. I think stuff like this is not an anomaly in the entertainment industry.

Pete said...

Mei Teng : I guess all these hot news keep the entertainment industry ever glowing!

fufu said...

ah lian gotta get some tongkat fatimah then :)

Pete said...

fufu : I think Ah Lian no need tongkat fatimah, already 'hiau' lorr, ha ha ha!

cleffairy said...

haiyorrr, Pete, not tongkat fatimah la... it's kacip fatimah... lmao... you become like ur angmo friend liao... lmao...

But you so bad la... Dato' where got same like ah kong? LOL...

Pete said...

Cleffairy : ha ha ha, I was rushing out to attend a presentation when I posted this....forgot that ladies have to go for kacip fatimah.....ha ha ha! LOL!

Ayie said...

you're expanding territories pete! hehe

Pete said...

Ayie : Ha ha, just trying out some jokes, LOL!

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