As usual, I was having my morning breakfast and coffee with my American friend at Ah Lian Kopitiam (Coffee Shop) while reading the morning paper.......... John : Look at this Pete, the authorities in Terengganu is trying to reduce divorce rate in the state by improving sexual relationship of married couples.
Me : Ya John, they are blaming body odour, routine sex and boring pyjamas as the top reasons for the high divorce rate. One marriage even ended because the spouse smelled of fish cracker!
John : Amazing, they even suggested that couples bathe together and cosmetic companies to come up with perfume to enhance their sexual relationship.
Me : Ha ha ha.....
Then Ah Lian came by...
Me : Good morning Ah Lian, wah, you smell nice today, looks nice too. New perfume?
Ah Lian : Ya lor, the salesgirl at the perfume counter recommended me this new brand. I think it is called Enchiladas!
John : Why in a sudden you wear so nice, put on make up and use new perfume? Before Ah Lian could answer ...Ah Beng......said...
Ah Beng : You don’t know meh? Ah Lian is worried that her body ‘coffee smell’ will keep her partner up all night.....ha ha ha, breath in too much cafeine.....ha ha ha!
Ah Lian : Hey Ah Beng, you don’t insult me ah! Your wife complains to me you got Chicken Rice smell all over you! Sometime Chicken smells also....don’t know whether is from the ‘featherless chicken’ or not? Ha ha ha!
Ah Beng : Choi choi choi, I am clean lar!
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Doesn't the state government have more important things to worry about other than the people's sex lives? It's a reflection of their mentality...and likewise, the high divorce rates reflect their moral and religious upbringing.
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ReplyDeleteFunny conversation. Those men and women here do wear a lot of perfume. And they do emphasize on sexual relationship after marriage. Maybe this is a bit different from Malaysia's culture.
ReplyDeletehahhaha....seriously i wouldnt want to sleep with any food....hahaha...
ReplyDeleteI think those authorities have nothing better to do than poke their noses into people's marriages. Marriage is more than boring pyjamas and all those things to jazz up one's relationship.
ReplyDeleteThose authorities ought to spend more time improving their service to the country and the people.
haha! really ah some pple in Tganu trying hard to spice up couples' sex life, nothing better to do is it? :P Thought they are conservative ppl but now trying intervene ppl's sex life. LOL
ReplyDeleteI laughed my heart out! Hahahah
ReplyDeleteNothing better to do...
ReplyDeletehaha!
ReplyDeletereally got conversation like tat ar?
true..body odour is a no-no..
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