Coffee Shop Talk with My American Friend - Ah Beng’s Contribution to Earth Day

One morning on Earth Day.......I was having breakfast with my American friend, John in Ah Lian’s coffee shop..........

John : So Pete, today is Earth Day, what are you planning to do to contribute? Plant some trees?

Me : Not sure lah, John, maybe make some Satay and Bbq it over some nice amber charcoal! Ha ha ha!

John : What barbecuing on Earth day....the environmentalist is going to come after you.....ha ha ha! Ah Lian, what are you going to do on Earth day?

Ah Lian : As usual lah, play mahjong! What is there to celebrate? If I turn off the lights and fans in my coffee shop.....no customers want to come in lah!

Then, Ah Beng walked by, carrying ‘something’ that caught John’s eyes.

John : I guess you are right! Hi Ah Beng, how about you? What are your plans for Earth Day! Hey, are that sausage skins you are carrying?

Before Ah Beng can answer........Ah Lian said....

Ah Lian : No lah, those are recycled condoms. Ah Beng used all of these the last few days. He has just washed the used condom and now putting them out to dry! Ah Beng is doing his part for the environment too!

John : Urgggggh!

Ah Beng : ha ha ha ha ha, don’t listen to Ah Lian.....these are natural lamb intestine skins.....I am going to make some nice sausage with them, Will give you and Pete some to try.

John : No thanks, Ah Beng, I think I will pass!

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