Monday, April 6, 2009

Ingin Jadi Superman (Do you want to be Superman?)

I was very curious when I saw this banner ads hanging on the lamp post along many major roads around Kuala Lumpur. It reads “Ingin Jadi Superman? Gel Tahan Lama. Keras, Kasar Panjang.” (Do you want to be Superman? Long Lasting Gel. Hard, Rough, Long). I took the picture of the banner, with a little bit of naughty thought! I think Superman is not a suitable character for this type of ads. Superman, the man of steel is known to be faster than a speeding bullet. A bullet fired from a .22 Swift may travel around 1500 meters per second. So, Superman might be ‘fast’ in bed too (faster than a speeding bullet!). Boom, split second, then all over! Mrs. Superman won’t be happy. Ha Ha Ha! Guys, you still want to be Superman? Ironman, maybe! .........ROFL!

11 comments:

fufu said...

hahahaha.... yeah they even have such thing for girls called XX fatimah, if i remember correctly =)

Unknown said...

ha,,, i dont want to be superman, neither do i want to be ironman,,, i just want to be plastic man,, supple, flexible, bandable, tossable, elasticable, manageable, strokable, strecthable, expandable, durable, reusable, penatratable, oilable and playable,,,lol.

love being here bro

Calvin Soo KJ said...

is this the one you're talking about....lolz. didnt notice it when i was in kl. but being superman not syiok for the ladies. too fast, no feeling.....hahahaha. must be slow and steady mah.. :P

suituapui said...

So how many bottles did you buy? Hahahahaha!!! When I go KL, you bagi me satu can? LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

If Superman is as fast as speeding bullet in bed, then I wouldn't wanna be Lois Lane. Strong and wild, slow and easy... wuuuuuu....

I dedicate this song- I Love the Way You Love Me by Boyzone to you all lovers out there.... lol...

Dammit, Calvin, you oredi say wat I wanna say. Ahahaha, these days i really cilakak.... stumble upon blog entries that requires me to sound like a woman with sex on her head all the time. D.A.M.N! Ahahaha...

Pete said...

Fufu : Will take pictures if I find the ads on xxFatimah. LOL

Eugene : Wah plastic man....ha ha ha. Thks Bro

Calvin : Slow and steady...Calvin Sutra lorrr.....Ha Ha ha ....

STP : I heard Gambir Sarawak more effective leh....can find in your place?

Cleff : Looks like you are the only woman commenting on this post. No problem having open mind. Sex should not be a taboo subject. Wah, got song dedication some more leh. Poor Lois Lane.....got to sleep early....Superman aledy finished ha ha ha!

mistipurple said...

hahahahaa. with vertigo i still can laugh.
i no sexperience cannot comment much. lalallalaaala..

Pete said...

Misti : Maybe more laughter will take away your vertigo. Hopeyou get well soon!

foongpc said...

Superman? I also think not the correct character to use for this ad. But definitely attract your attention, doesn't it? LOL!

Anonymous said...

Cis! I am the only woman commenting on this topic. that means.... my head is full of hamsap things lorr.... LMAO....see, my face oso got label liao....stamped= Clef hamsap! LMAO

Josephine said...

lol
This post brighten up my day.
Thanks Pete!