Saturday, January 7, 2012

Clothes That Poke Eye - Enter the Post Monsoon Season Latest Fashion

Ground breaking news! The 'burung marah' fashion craze have been taken over by 'Clothes That Poke Eye'!

Hot! New Fashion Trend!......Enter the latest post monsoon season haute couture Musang King Durian inspired unisex Clothes That Poke Eye!
These latest 'eye poking clothes' have been snapped up by the fashion conscious community and celebrities alike. They are available at all durian stalls throughout the country.
'Eye Poking Clothes' are reported to be bullet proof and very suitable for military ground infantry jungle camouflage wear. Furthermore, these versatile clothes act as weapon whenever the soldiers ran out of ammunition. The thorns on these clothes can 'poke eyes' of the enemies!
Since the crime rate against women in the country is rather high, Eye Poking Wear is very popular among the young ladies. The thorns can poke and blind the eyes of rapist the moment they lay their eyes on their would be victims.
Peteformation, the inventor of this special durian skin based fabric spent 20 years in his research before he perfected the technology to commercially produce it.  Coincidentally, the inventor also loves to eat durian very much. His favourite food combination is durian and rice with sambal belachan.

Thanks to Peteformation Fashion House for inventing the greatest wear for 2012 !

11 comments:

beelee said...

haha..interesting..

suituapui said...

I can think of something else that pokes... Muahahahahaha!!!!

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wendyywy @ Table for 2..... or more said...

Woah.. very pokey leh.
With sambal belacan some more, smelly +smelly is super smelly but delish!

Hayley said...

LOL.. this is funny la!

Merryn said...

lol all these because of direct translation!

yvonne said...

Hahaha.... don't be jealous of burung marah due to its popularity leh. But I don't mind pokey clothes for safety purposes, lol!

fufu said...

hahaha shame on them!

lena said...

i wld like to see you wearing it..model lah!

Sheoh Yan said...

Oh! You can wear this costume in this Halloween. You sure beat the rest. No one dare to come near you.

Bananazஇ said...

JoloKing Durian or Musang King Durian is best for your invention?

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