Wednesday, August 19, 2009

New Influenza A (H1N1) Virus Mutation!

Picture of owl taken at the recent KL Bird Park Exhibition in Ikano Power Centre

Jack : Hi Gary, you don’t look so good today. Gosh, don’t tell me you are down with Influenza A, H1N1!

Gary : Choi choi choi, I am not sick, just that I did not get enough sleep last night.

Jack : What happened? Got into a big fight again with your wife?

Gary : Ya Jack, she kept on nagging me non stop for coming home late! Why can’t I go out and enjoy a couple of drinks with my friends! Now, my head is spinning and I am feeling very sleepy!

Jack : Gary, you better go home and take a good rest. I will inform Human Resource Department that you are down with B1N1 syndrome that infects mostly married men! Ha ha ha! (In Malay language Bini means wife)

19 comments:

reanaclaire said...

hi pete..where did u get this dialogue from.. u r not gary, are u? hehehe... just joking..

wenn said...

haha, good one, B1N1..

Pete said...

Claire : I used to be 'Gary' when I was working in Oil and Gas engineering, too much night out entertaining! Now, no more night out for me, spending more time with the kids!.......LOL!

Wenn : Glad you enjoy the joke!

SJ said...

if we don't get enough of rest we're prone to H1N1 as well. haha.

Pete said...

SJ : Ya, agree....need to get enough rest to stay healthy!

Mei Teng said...

You scripted this? Hahha...new virus B1N1. What's the cure?

Josephine said...

hhahhaha...
I hope my husband wont get affected with this newly spread virus

Pete said...

Mei Teng : Ya, I scripted this..., cure? I think Gary have to go straight home after work and cook all the time like me, then B1N1 won't attack.....ha ha ha!

Pete said...

Josephine : You so sayang him, travel back every week to see him, sure won't get B1N1 lah!

ladyviral said...

B1N1 ha? hahha funny. thanks for a good laugh!

Pete said...

ladyviral : Should pull a joke on HR fellows on B1N1......ha ha ha!

Tching said...

Where did you get the "inspiration" for the script from?

Pete said...

Tching : I received an sms from a friend who jokingly says that there is a new strain called B1N1 virus that infect married man, then I came out with this script.

foongpc said...

Echo Mei Teng's comment...what's the cure for B1N1?

Pete said...

Foongpc : I guess lots of Panadol will do or just hear one ear in one ear out lah! ha ha ha!

Ayie said...

hehehe, that's a smack on him!

Pete said...

Ayie : B1N1 is more dangerous than H1N1, he he he!

Ayie said...

ahem ahem...you're talking to a "wfie" right here! hehehe...but I'm a cool one!

Pete said...

Ayie : Hah, cool wifey...he he he!

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