Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Jokes – Apek (Chinese Uncle) Buying A Volkswagen Beetle Car

Since I still cannot get over my wife disagreement to buy the Mazda MX-5 and many of you are fans of the beetle, here is a joke about Volkswagen beetle. An Apek(Chinese Uncle) went to a second hand car showroom to buy a car.

Salesman: Selamat pagi(Good morning) Apek. Kamu mahu beli kereta yang mana?(Which car do you want to buy?)

Apek : Wa segan lah! (Chinese pronunciation of Volkswagen, but in Malay Language it sounds like, I am shy)

Salesman: Aiyo!, Apek nak beli kereta apa mahu segan-segan? Tak payah malu. (You just want to buy a car, why are you shy about it?)

Apek : Saya tak mallu lorrrr. Saya mahu beli kereta Wa Segan lah! ( I want to buy a Volkswagen car)

Salesman: Ohhhh…..Volkswagen beetle. The Apek then went on to choose a Volkswagen beetle, paid cash and drove the car home. But the car broke down when he reached the highway. So he stopped by the emergency lane and opened the front bonnet of the car and this is what he said.

Apek : Celaka, dia jual saya kereta tak ada engine punya! (Shit, he sold me a car without engine!)

Note: Unlike other cars, the Volkswagen engine is in the back trunk.

18 comments:

LimZhi said...

Hahahh a good entertainment in the morning!! Thx for sharing this! X)

Calvin Soo KJ said...

LOL....I cant laugh much due to the pain in my ass. sory. hey bro, my trip to kl confirmed d. 24th till 28th. see you there man!!!

Chris said...

oh. ops! Now only i know Volkswagen enginee is at the back of the car. :p

Pete said...

limzhi : Glad u like it.

Calvin : Bro, haven't got ur email leh. Let me know your tentative schedule for ur trip, I may need to rechedule some of my other appointments. C u

Chris : Ha Ha, luckily u did not buy a Volkswagen or else u will end up with a shock when u open the front bonnet. LOL. The beetle also do not use water to cool the engine. Good German Technology.

cleffairy said...

I told you liao... must bribe her... LOL.

Pete said...

Cleff : Ok lah, I bring her shopping this weekend!

lcfu said...

i want a beetle also~

cleffairy said...

Pete, actually, I like the beetle... I used to ask my dad to buy it for me when i was younger, because I thought it's a toy. :-S

Cavin, you're coming to KL? huwa, what timing...Permatang Pauh there having election. Let's just hope there's no havoc in KL when you come.

Pete said...

lcfu : looks like beetle is hot. No wonder many is still around on the road

clef : Can get one now! I think the price should be pretty cheap!

Cavin better bring some instant noodle just in case he is stuck in the hotel, since he will be staying in the heart of KL, better be prepared loh! Ha Ha!

Calvin Soo KJ said...

bro....left my contact in your email today. i'll be in kl from the 24th till 28th. cant wait!!!!

cleffairy said...

I already have my toy car. It's made in Malaysia... a 'kancil'.LMAO. Damn, when I bought that car, my dad told me that kancil is a 'toy car'.

Pete said...

Calvin : see u, aledy program in ur number.

Cleff : Remember KLIA first batch of taxis that have a round plastic tops? U can get one of the round tops and fixed on ur Kancil, then it will be almost similar to beetle lor! I can help you to paint the spots. Ha Ha.

Roses said...

i always know beetle is special because engines are at the back instead of the front..
beetle is my dream car. always been..
hehehehe

Pete said...

Rose : Mmmm, Kingpin using a beetle, never see before, oh must be bullet proof also lah! LOL

Roses said...

a kingpin has limitless possibilities and love to do the unthinkable to be less predictable...hehehhe
anyway, beetle is really my love.
hehehhe
thanks for sharing the joke

Malaysian Joe said...

whoa.. I see... makan date? LOL....

Pete said...

Joe : Can Bro, no problem!

Malaysian Joe said...

can.. can.. just update the thread... if I am available I will make it.. :).

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