Wednesday, October 14, 2009

A Batch of Funny Shaped Carrots

I was at the Kepong wet market last Saturday and I dropped by at one of the vegetable stall to buy some carrots. The whole box was full of odd shaped carrots. Then I asked the Auntie...with my ‘mar mar tei’ Cantonese................

Me: Auntie, Tim kai semua kam yeong geh? Chong yau tai ya hap mou? (Why are all the carrots in odd shapes? Do you have another box?)

Auntie: Ee kor carrot leh, hai mou tak teng geh! Sek Sai, pau lei ya man hou keng! (These carrots are very special. If you eat, at night sure to ‘perform’ well)

Auntie at the market also can joke like that with me! Takut (scared) lor! Then I bought some home and ate the carrots..............................nothing happen also! Which one looks familiar? LOL!

17 comments:

Ayie said...

hahaha, such odd looking carrots really!

reanaclaire said...

Pete.. macam all come from the same family one.. like tai goh, yee goh, sam goh, sei goh..and last one maybe tee tee .. haahaha..

~Elaine Tam~ said...

Hahah~ Funny size of carrots,...especially how you arrange it....BIG to small huh...HAHAHAHHA!

wenn said...

haha..that's funny..

Mei Teng said...

That lady has got to be kidding! These odd shaped carrots are aphrodisiacs?? Err...I doubt so..hehhe

CY said...

U need to eat raw lah! Then only geng mah, haha. I used to stay in Wangsa Permai and so I know the area quite well too. Think I'll include u in my friends list at my blog. :)

Pete said...

Ayie : The whole box of carrots look alike! LOL!

Claire : Don't know got genetically modified or not...he he he!

Elaine : Big to small....ha ha ha!

Wenn: Whole batch is like that!

Mei Teng : You know lah, Chinese everyting that looks odd like that sure 'keng' ! ha ha!

CY : Eat raw.....blood come out from nose leh...ha ha ha. Added yours too! Thks

eunice said...

haha alamak that Auntie was trying to allure u LOL Later ur wife dun let u buy carrots from her again LOL

eugene said...

nothing happened? because auntie forgot to tell you the carrots dont come with satisfaction guarantee one.... or you must try a few time, to have thing happed one..

take care now

smallkucing said...

Hahahahaha!!!!!

ladyviral said...

the fertilizer must be from a horny cow o_O

Pete said...

Eunice : Hi Eunice, tried to vote for you again yesterday, but cannot get through the link at your site. Loading was rather slow that time.

Better don't let my wife see this...he he he!

Eugene : The auntie sounds very convincing leh....good saleswoman, ha ha ha!

Smallkucing : What will be your response if your hubby came back from the market with these carrots?

ladyviral : ha ha ha, horny cow or maybe from Bob The Bull....LOL!

mommy to chumsy said...

muahahahahahaha...this is funny!!!!

CY said...

Thanks pete.

Pete said...

Mommy : Glad you like it!

CY : Welcome, bro!

cleffairy said...

You gotto be kidding me! That auntie quite hamsap wan leh, pete.... LOL.... yerrr, eat carrot can perform well at nite? She tipu! LOL...where can perform well? You see... the carrot's 'head' no big enough. No satisfaction guarantee!

Pete said...

Cleff : Maybe beta carotene in the carrot is one of the active ingredient, like Viagra...ha ha ha!Ya lor, the carrot head not big enough.....should have chosen bigger ones, maybe it will work, ROLF......he he he!

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