One morning at Ah Lian’s Kopitiam……
John : How many emails addresses do you have, Pete?
Pete : Three. Two personal and one company email.
John : You are going to have another one soon. Looks like every Malaysian citizen above 18 is going to get one email address each very soon.
Pete : Ya I know. I heard that some guys are launching a protest in Facebook against this plan.
Then Ah Beng and Ah Lian joined in ……
Ah Beng (Chicken Rice stall owner) : Hey hey hey, now I am at par with both you guys lah! Mmmmmmm…I wonder whether they allow me to put my email address as firstname.lastname@example.org? Then I can have Facebook account…….maybe user name as The Jinjang Chicken King. Good publicity for my chicken rice stall leh!
Ah Lian : Woit Ah Beng, stop dreaming lah! Your house doesn’t even have broadband line and computers leh. How to access your email? You know email use for what meh?
Ah Beng : What ! Sure know lah! I can send email to everyone in Malaysia to advertise my chicken rice stall leh. Imagine I can reach 27 million Malaysians with my email leh! Wah, fatt tatt (rich) lorrrr!
Pete : Hey Ah Beng, like that you are creating Spam mail liao! Your account will sure be banned.
John : Chicken King? Ha ha ha, the morning chicken rice one or the ‘night prowling at dark alleys one’? Ah Beng, I am impressed with your knowledge about Facebook and emails. Where did you learn it from?
Ah Beng : Aiya, you don’t know meh? During Cheng Beng (Tomb Sweeping Day, Pure Bright Day), the guy running the prayers paraphernalia shop told me to buy the latest paper modems, routers, Hellunifi subscription, HelliPhone and paper notebook. Some more ah, he thought me how to connect them up before burning so that my ancestors can use the Hellband instantly and go online. This prayer set also comes with a User Manual in Chinese. I took a look at the user manual….so now I am expert in Hellspace, er …no lah,.Cyberspace gadgets liao!
Now my ancestors can also join the Join ChurpChurp Race also from down under! Ha ha ha!
Ah Lian : Beng, don’t bluff lah, I know you always go to the Internet Café at night to chit chat with your China doll gurlfrens (girlfriends).
Ah Beng : shhhhhh, my wife hear this, I habis (finished)!
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